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"Me And My Schnauzer Talk Shit About You"

"Me And My Schnauzer Talk Shit About You"

Regular price $26.50 USD
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Ready to let the world know that your dignified, sharp-witted Schnauzer has strong, well-formed opinions? This soft, classic-fit tee carries a playful, bold energy, serving as the perfect uniform for you and your bearded companion.

It features a friendly Schnauzer portrait centered on the chest, paired with cheeky lettering and fun paw-print accents on the sleeves. This isn't just a shirt; it's a conversation starter you can wear to the dog park, a casual meetup, or a slow weekend stroll.

The crew neck and medium-weight cotton drape comfortably, while the crisp, vibrant prints ensure the design stays bright and lively. Wear it when you want to show off your Schnauzer's intelligent, spirited nature and a little edge of humor — it's lighthearted, warm, and unmistakably canine-centric.


 

Key Product Features

 

  • Premium Comfort: Made from 100% ethically sourced US cotton (solid colors), featuring a medium-weight $180 \text{ g}/\text{m}^2$ fabric for year-round comfort.

  • Built to Last: Features shoulder twill tape for shape retention and a tubular knit design (no side seams) for reduced fabric waste and a smoother fit.

  • Maximum Wearability: Ribbed knit collar without seams and a tear-away label ensure all-day comfort and a long-lasting, perfect fit.

  • Vibrant Graphics: Utilizes Dual Printing technology—DTF for the sleeve accents and inner neck labels, and DTG (Direct-to-Garment) for the main artwork—to guarantee crisp, detailed, and durable graphics.

  • Guaranteed Quality: Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton with an EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance.


 

Care Instructions

 

Keep your tee looking its best by following these simple instructions:

  • Machine Wash: Cold (maximum $30^\circ\text{C}$ or $90^\circ\text{F}$).

  • Drying: Tumble dry on low heat.

  • Bleach: Use non-chlorine bleach as needed.

  • Do Not Iron

  • Do Not Dryclean



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean

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